Thrift Shop (feat. Wanz) Songtext - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Thrift Shop (feat. Wanz) - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

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I got a nasty rash

Probably from wearing this gross used jacket
Front pocket

Just found a used condom

Guess I should've washed it


Walkin' into the club like

"Wait, what? I think that I'm lost"
I'm messed up and smell like piss from the thrift shop

Wipe the dandruff with so much swag

The people like:

"Damn, that's a gross ass cracker"


Wearing these used panties

Hope you don't get a disease

Who gives a shit?

Got 'em with these shoes, super cheap

Those really stink

Said a girl sitting next to me

You look like you're homeless

And what is that on your jeans?

Jizzzz

But hey, pretty sure it's aids free


They had a bloody sweater

I bought a bloody sweather

Since I've been wearing it

My stomach is starting to hurt

Hello, hello my shin's turning yellow

Oh, thats the hepatitis

It comes with all of the clothes

Now I'm feeling real sick

Gonna puke on my toes

The sneakers head will be like:

"AH! Not on the Velcros!"


I don't know where I am
Does someone knows how to get to Mc Donalds?

I got lost, now I'm in the thrift shop

This is fucking awful


I can help you with that

I just found a big mac in my back pocket

Oh needle, I also found a needle
This tastes fucking awful


What you know about having a really bad hair-do?

What you know about getting cramps from my hat, dude?

I'm diggin', I'm diggin'

I'm searchin' right through this dumpster

This dead cat would go perfect with my shirt!


Thank your grandad for donating his old dirty dentures

Even though my mouth really hurts

Are you okay, man?

I think you should see a doctor

Nah, I'll be fine

I don't need no god damn doctor


My hands are turning black

I can't feel my nut sack
I got gonorrhea and the clap
Oh man, it stings like a mothafucka

I think the bugs are biting in this mothafucka

Okay, honestly dude

Stop saying mothafucka!

I just lost all my feelings in my legs now

I can't walk so I'm crawlin' on the damn ground

Stop playing saxophone

And help me get back up so I can go back to the club and show off my clothes


Dude, you're bleeding from your nose!

Your mouth is full of foam!

I don't care man, let's go!


Macklemore looks like ass

I think he needs a thrift shop intervention

He is green and he is seizuring

We need to talk to him

We think you need rehab

This is getting real bad

Stop buying diseased clothes

From the thrift shop down the road

But they're incredible

And they blahblahblah

He needs a hospital!

Lets take him, it's down the road


Where my arms and legs go?!


We cut off all your limbs

They were infected from the gross clothes you bought

You almost died

You're lucky to be alive

Yo, where's the nearest thrift shop?


You know, there's actually one right down the road

Dude, thanks man

Hella dope parody by the way

Dude was that Macklemore?


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